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You found the Easter egg! Below is an IAQ: Infrequently asked questions,* compiled by yours truly.
*No one has ever asked me these questions.
IFAQ
1. Do you have any nicknames? Yes, Laura Dunkin-NinnyFace. Please don't ever call me that.
2. Cats or dogs? Cats, or dogs with so much attitude that they're basically cats.
3. Coffee or tea? Black tea, no sugar with milk and a dash of cream.
4. Are you a ghost? No, not yet.
5. I've heard that you want to become a swan. Why a swan? I wrote an entire email about this and I highly recommend reading it. Go to Portfolio>Email Art>Swanhood.
6. Do you have any special talents? I can play "Greensleeves" on the piano with one hand while lying down.
7. What is mail art? Do you have any examples? Mail art is essentially art that goes through the postal system, but it has an entire history that's far more complex than I can cover here. Mail art has multiple origins, but the two histories I traced in my thesis were through an art movement called "Fluxus" and an artist named Ray Johnson starting in the mid 1960s. To see some of my mail art, click on the envelope icon at the bottom of the page. 👇
8. Can you recommend some artist to google? Yinka Shonibare, Tina Berning, Nina Katchadourian, Stephanie Kelly Clark, Cecilia Carlstedt, Stina Persson.
9. Ok cool. My plane/train/awkward family event doesn't end for another hour or so. Any advice? Go to your phone's settings and change Siri/Alexa/Houdini's accent to one of your choice (I prefer the female British or Irish accents). Then ask them to read you a poem. You will not be sorry.
