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You found the Easter egg! Below is an IFAQ: Infrequently Asked Questions,* compiled by yours truly.
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*No one has ever asked me these questions.
IFAQ
1. Do you have any nicknames? Laura Dunkin-NinnyFace.
2. Cats or dogs? Cats or dogs that with so much attitude that they're basically cats.
3. Coffee or tea? Black tea, no sugar with milk and a dash of cream.
4. Are you a ghost? No, not yet.
5. I've heard that you want to become a swan. Why a swan? Swans seem generally bad tempered and don't contribute much to society, yet there have been numerous plays, operas and ballets written about them. They're like the cats of the avian world and I appreciate their swagger.
6. Do you have any special talents? I can play Greensleaves on the piano with one hand while lying down.
7. What is mail art? Do you have any examples? That's so funny because I wrote my thesis on mail art! Mail art is essentially art that goes through the mail. It has multiple origins, but the two histories I traced were through an art movement named "Fluxus" and an artist named Ray Johnson starting in the mid 1960s. To see some of my mail art, click on the envelope icon at the bottom of the page. 👇
8. Can you recommend some artist to google? Yinka Shonibare, Tina Berning, Nina Katchadourian, Stephanie Kelly Clark, Cecilia Carlstedt, Stina Persson.
9. Ok cool. My plane/train/awkward family event doesn't end for another hour or so. Any advice? Go to your phone's settings and change Siri/Alexa/Houdini's accent to one of your choice (I prefer the female British or Irish accents). Then ask them to read you a poem. You will not be sorry.
